World View

The World *, ** ,*** ,**** ,*****

It is real or it is not.
It was created,
or spontaneously began,
or was always here,
or something else.
Planned or random,
probably both.

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* Rated CG 13. Anyone over the age of thirteen must be accompanied by a child to be admitted. Child Guidance is suggested throughout due to absurd juxtapositions, graphic violence, some sexual content (language, brief and prolonged nudity, sexual situations and widespread preoccupation with sex.)

** Contains one or more of the following: wheat, peanuts, chicken parts, dairy products, bits of hooves, ashes, dust, sausages, aspirin, lofty mountains, searing desserts, leafy glades, soul wrenching slums, fabulous villas, boring suburbs, electronic gadgets, god-awful weapons, intractable diseases, lots of plants and animals, salt water, time, space, other stuff and death.

*** May cause headaches, constipation, deep blue depression, dry mouth, sweaty palms, constant fidgeting, dropsy, ague, croup, fantods, shortness of breath, shortness, coated tongue, hemorrhoids, enlarged prostate, plantar fasciitis, colds and flu, and/or drowsiness.

**** Do not drive or operate heavy machines while reading. Do not use in the shower or tub. Objects in mirror are not what they seem. Safe for septic systems and pets. Should the universe suddenly collapse to singularity, continue reading on the other side.

***** Slow down. Look around you. Listen carefully. Taste your tongue. Smell the nearest flower. Feel good.